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If I were a month, I would be February, because it has the shortest number of payment days.
If I were a day of the week, I would be wednesday. Only 5 lei a beer.
If I were a time of day, I would be around 6 in the morning. The sweetest dreams.
If I were a sea animal, do I really have to answer this?
If I were a direction, I would have all my enemies convinced that the wrong way is the good way.
If I were a virtue, I would be honest. But I’m not.
If I were a historical figure I will be… hmm… still thinking about it.
If I were a planet, I would be the Earth. Pam-pam.
If I were a liquid, I would be blue, because I will let all my emotions diffuse in it.
If I were a stone, I would be rolling down all-over the stairs
If I were a bird, I would be following you from above, all the time and I will learn how to play darts using only one wing

If I were a flower/plant, I would be very protected and nourished.
If I were a kind of weather, I would be the rainbow. Not a kind of weather?
If I were a musical instrument, I would be a harpe. Since everyone is touching my sensitive chords all day…
If I were an emotion, which I’m not, I would be this =))
If I were a sound, I would be the sound that stars make in the outer space
If I were an element, I would be the plasma. TV. from the living room.

If I were a song, I would charm each and every bird in the trees with me.
If I were a movie, I would finally be happy.
If I were a tv-series, I would be Buffy – the vampire slayer. No particular reason…
If I were a book, I would be written simultaneously in 5 different languages

If I were a fictional character… What?? I’m not??? And only now you’re telling me this? Where did all this script come from?

If I were a food, I would be pretzels. Just enough to calm your appetite but not enough to substitute a delicious meal.
If I were a city, I would pe Prague. 😀
If I were a taste, I would be confused, because there seems to be an error in here
If I were a scent, I would DEFINITELY be my all day perfume!
If I were a colour, I would be the new trend in fashion for men colours.
If I were a fabric, I would be silk. Too tidy to spot any error in it

If I were a word, what? Error?

If I were a body part, I would be a duplicate.
If I were a facial expression, I would be smiling at you all day just to cheer you up.
If I were a subject in school, I would be accounting… all the bottles of juice left after a party
If I were a cartoon character, I would definitely be the dog from tom and jerry
If I were a shape, I would put myself to diet
If I were a number, I would be 1.
If I were a car, I would use air instead of gasoline.
If I were an item of clothing, I would be gloves. To clean all day.

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